Come play with us at The Candy Coochie Show, a dirty show for nasty minds. THIS WEEK: NO COVER, NO CHARGE (repetitive and often screamed out at certain musical venues.)
Please don't bring your children to this edition of The Candy Coochie Show, a variety show featuring burlesque, drag, live music and stand up comedy. After each act, every audience member has a chance to win a candy coochie (a genitalia-shaped chocolate) in an on-stage game. Pants Off / Dance Off, "What's That Sex Toy?", and other games that might make the boring feel uncomfortable but thrill the rest of you freaks are all on the table.
Burlesque! Live Music! Drag! Comedy! Pants-free audience members! Hooray!
This time, The Candy Coochie Show is Halloween-themed. Bring your sexiest costume. Bring your bloodiest costume. Bring your favorite costume. Whatever you wear, make sure it's good because we're having a costume contest and everyone likes winning dildos (possibly maybe), right?
This month, we're featuring Paul Oswell, B. Jayne, Jalin Malin, Peter Canavello, Kyle Smith, Circuit Bend Starship, Marlon Brandyke and Jason Walsh. River Bends is collecting tips and collecting your hearts.
As always, our eternal and hypersexual thanks to The Sex Sensei, the world's most arousing sponsor and tastiest chocolatier. The Sex Sensei is an anthropological platform for sex and culture. She is the vibration and awareness of all that is sex and high freakquency. Check her out here: www.facebook.com/beautyinknowing
Get there and get weird. Door at 7, show at 8.
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