1. Crowne Plaza Niagara Falls–Fallsview
This historic four-star hotel has hosted both screen royalty (Marilyn Monroe stayed in room 801) and the British Royal family. So you know, it's pretty decent lodgings. True, some of its previous glamour has been sacrificed to the popular diversions of a water park and casino, and some rooms are small by 21st-century standards, but it still boasts its original 1929 lobby and panoramic views of all three of Niagara’s cataracts. You can gaze at these from the tenth-floor steakhouse and about half of the 230 tasteful taupe-y rooms. Plus, come on, water parks are fun – if you close your eyes on the rides you can pretend you're racing down ol' Niagara Falls themselves.
Top amenities: Unwind over at the sauna and swimming pool.
Budget? A moderately-priced for a typical two-night stay.