Sane shuk shopping: how to keep your cool in, letâs face it, utter chaos
As a shuk junky, I am unashamed to admit that, until a couple of years ago, I hated Israelâs markets. Walking through the Carmel Market in Tel Aviv was my understanding of hell-on-earth; the grappling, the noise, the pointedly used pointy elbows as people shoved past. However, I wised up eventually, thanks to the following nuggets of advice I picked up along the way. Now I pass them on, to help you shuk-shop in style:
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1. Get Your Israeli On
Honey, you arenât in Kansas anymore. Youâre in the Middle East, in the midst of Sabra territory, where people arenât afraid to fight for what they want. In shuk terms, this translates to pushing, yelling, and general all-round obnoxious behavior. As the saying goes, âIf you canât beat âem, join em!â, so donât hesitate to get stuck in, allâs fair in love and⊠shopping for veggies.
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2. Get a Shuk Cart
Yes, invest in one of those shopping carts most commonly seen at the hands of theâŠolder generations, known locally as a âShuk Cartâ. These pensioners know whatâs up; it is miserable, not to mention impractical, to shop with heavy plastic bags weighing you down. The carts are roomy, and ensure that you barely feel the weight of your purchases, transforming the shopping experience. Since shuk carts are still a decidedly âedgyâ investment, go bold and embrace the lurid colors and tacky prints on offer (I opted for fuchsia.)
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3. Timing is Everything
As a general rule, Israeli markets become increasingly busy towards the week