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Delivery from Wild Wings.
A Youtube Ad for 5 seconds.
Getting turnt to the 5 1/4"
An awareness campaign.
Salty tears all the same.
Hair colour slightly off but it'll do.
A purring cat where your fingertips only slightly reach.
A bathroom slightly busier than you would like it to be.
Listening to a song from your youth which invokes memories of nostaliga but is slightly disappointing.
A USB cord that sometimes works, sometimes doesn't, you have to shake it for it to work but it might not do the trick.
Born tucked.
Drugs slightly less potent.
Your favourite nu-metal band.
DJ Flippity Floppy Genitals (Adam) plays dirty haus & disco & goes hards. Also will go by DJ Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire.
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Champagne (actually Bambino) Toast at Midnight for the 2nd Day of 2015 in case your new years suck.
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By: The Beaver