16. Red Beans and Rice


There may be no bigger drop-off from authentic Cajun cuisine to the stuff they serve at Popeyes than the red rice and beans. The rice tastes like the instant stuff you made in your 20s, when a box of Uncle Ben’s was still a culinary challenge. The beans taste like they were dehydrated and brought back to life about 5 minutes before they hit your to-go container. The slight smoky flavor could be bacon, or it could be liquid smoke pretending to be bacon. Either way, there are better sides on the menu.
Price: $3.99 (Regular)
Calories: 260
Order with: Another side. You could try and douse this with sauce to make it better, but honestly, you’re gonna need something else.






























