1. Scary Train | Kirby, FL


What is it? This ride takes place at the Kirby Family Farm and involves a lot of extras. First, you’ll climb onto an 1800s locomotive and hear scary tales as you pass ghostly boxcars, the circus train and the Florida wilderness. While the ride has “mild-moderate” intensity, things ramp up with a handful of other experiences like walking through the Clown Woods or going into a cave for the Rat Attack, both ranked as “wild” intensity. As awesome as all this sounds, we’re most intrigued by the live entertainment, especially the chance to see zombies and killer clowns wrestling, a professional wrestling event. Bringing small children is not recommended—Kirby Family Farm works hard to make this scary and intense.
Boarding details: Runs every Friday and Saturday through October 26, $20, 19650 NE 30th Street, Williston, Florida.