1. Oktoberfest Zinzinnati, Ohio


September 18–21; free.
As America’s largest Oktoberfest, the event in Cincinnati (cuckoo) clocks in at more than 808,000 people. Held at Sawyer Point and Yeatman’s Cove on the riverfront, the four-day festival transforms the city into a Bavarian playground with more than 30 live performances across five stages. Playfulness rules with events like zirkus (circus) shows, Gemütlichkeit Games including a stein hoisting competition and pretzel tossing, and the nation’s largest chicken dance. Plus, how can you refuse the chance to sit inside a massive 300-foot tent that holds more than 1,000 people and indulge together?
Time Out tip: There’s a slew of fun activities included with this fest, but we especially love the Running of the Wieners (dogs, that is). Cheer on your favorite German dachshund!