Paddy O'Splaines (CLOSED)

You won't find shamrocks anywhere in this polished pub. Unfortunately, you probably won't find any compelling reason why the owners didn't stay with the Irish connection its name suggests. Despite much decorative to-do—brand-new hardwood floors, granite bar top and classy stained-glass light fixtures—the menu of thaw-and-serve pub grub and the undertrained staff just don't do.