The Money Shot (CLOSED)

This vaguely porn-themed, vaguely Italian bar/restaurant, constructed to vaguely resemble a River North nightclub (bouncers, big booths and all) seems like something out of a raunchy SNL sketch. But it exists, it’s on the outer reaches of the North Side, and the way the party-ready patrons are pounding electric-blue Vodka cocktails and Irish car bombs, it’s almost too real.