If you go to Beer during the week, you might be surprised at what a calm place it is for a cheap Budweiser, Miller Lite or 312 on draft. But on the weekend, all bets are off. You're better off getting a cheap bottled beer to minimize the risk of losing your beer when the crowds get too big.
If you're drinking your way through Wrigleyville, you're probably planning on a sloppy night (but if you want something more tame, here's a more civilized option). Whether you're celebrating a Cubs victory or just pretending you're back in college, here's where to go for a truly uncivilized night.
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