Chicago girls (and a few guys) banded together on Twitter today to share the lies they've told men using the hashtag #LiesIveToldAGuy. The result: so true it hurts.
While these turns of phrase really hold true anywhere, all these statements were made exclusively by women in the Chicago area. If Chicago men were asked if they've heard every single one of these, we're sure half the city would raise its hand. Not that it's a bad thing. Sometimes a guy just doesn't know when to quit.
#LiesIveToldAGuy I'm on my period— lex (@lexieeeposts_) July 2, 2015
I don't really try to look attractive #LiesIveToldAGuy— brianna ashley (@palmaviolence) July 2, 2015
#LiesIveToldAGuy "I've never felt this way for anyone before" LMAO— Franceska (@Frenchie_Tatt) July 2, 2015
"I had fun we should totally do this again" #LiesIveToldAGuy— xahira. (@NatalieXahri14) July 2, 2015
#LiesIveToldAGuy Sorry, I can't hang out I'm busy— Madeline (@itsmaddy2) July 2, 2015
#LiesIveToldAGuy Him: What's your number? Me: 678-999-8212— ♡ JULISSA ♡ (@QueenIdle) July 2, 2015
"Yeah I really like that totally obscure underground punk band too!" #LiesIveToldAGuy— Maddie Stoiber (@Maddiestoibz) July 2, 2015
Nah, go ahead and have the last slice of pizza, I don't want it. I'm too full. *heart breaking as he reaches for it* #LiesIveToldAGuy— Brenda Gornick (@BCGornick) July 2, 2015
#liesivetoldaguy yea dont worry im over it— M NARS (@micahellohi) July 2, 2015
#LiesIveToldAGuy "Sorry, I have a boyfriend"— Ari (@arihernandezzz) July 2, 2015
No that wasn't a fart #LiesIveToldAGuy— Kelly Bradley (@KJBrad2) July 2, 2015
#LiesIveToldAGuy yeah, I came— nerd (@MsAlaimo) July 2, 2015
#LiesIveToldAGuy Actually I'm a lesbian.— queen✨ (@cutieeeeekiki) July 2, 2015