Chicagoans love to get freaky. Our city has a fabulous collection of sex shops, and we're not timid about buying dildos, butt plugs or sexy costumes. The harsh winters here aren't that bad when you have someone to warm you up by way of bumping uglies. The summers are chock-full of festivals where you can meet a spicy summer fling. Chicago is a sex-crazed city, plain and simple.
Four popular classes in the city only help to prove that point. If you're looking to polish up on your fellatio skills or simply want to perfect your full body rubdowns, consider signing up for these provocative courses.
BJU: How To Give a Great Blow Job
Listen, you're probably solid at giving a good hummer. Your technique has likely taken you a long way, but it can always be improved. You can head over to Bucktown this summer for a 105-minute seminar to learn how to blow your date away. 2131 N Damen Ave. June 17 and July 14, 7:15pm.
Introductory Tantra & Intimacy Workshop
If you really want to optimize you and your partner's sexual experience, you're going to have to know everything about both their body and soul. Dr. Elsbeth Meuth and Freddy Zental Weaver, the co-founders and directors of the TantraNova Institute, are offering this introductory tantra class in North Center so that you can bring your lovemaking experience to unheard of levels. 2031 W Warner Ave. July 8, August 5 and September 10, 7pm.
Sex Toys 201: Pleasure Each Other
Using sex toys can spice up any relationship, but if you are unaware how to use them you can run the risk of injury. This class in Roscoe Village will show you the best way to ram with a dildo, tickle with a vibrator and cork with a butt plug. 3436 N Lincoln Ave. July 8, 8pm.
Traveling Kink: An exposé of travel BDSM
Chicago is a kinky city, but BDSM can be an intimidating hobby to enter. If all of your knowledge on the topic stems from 50 Shades of Grey, this class is perfect for you. The three-hour seminar will feature professional kinksters, custom bondage furniture, specialty cocktails and even gift bags. 2131 N Damen Ave. June 25, 6pm.