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A piece of parenting advice for Jay Cutler

Written by
Chris Bourg

Kristin Cavallari, the wife of apathetic Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, posted a screenshot of a text conversation between her and her husband to Instagram yesterday that shows Jay at wit's end with his children who refuse to eat and behave.

Raising kids is tough, but Jay should know that he can't just walk away from them with mild indifference when they misbehave like he walks off the football field after throwing his third interception in a game against the Packers. I'd like to help Jay out in his paternal endeavors by dispensing out this helpful parenting advice:


And that should just about cover it! Kids can be difficult sometimes, but all those problems with not eating, changing diapers and behavior are a real walk in the park compared to say, I don't know, having to treat them for polio because their bodies don't have the necessary immunization to fight against it. Keep measles out of Chicago and in Disneyland where it belongs.

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