The not-so-sensible Cards Against Humanity team is keeping it kosher this year with its annual holiday “bullshit” campaign, offering up eight sensible gifts for Hanukkah. If you’ve put off participating in this yearly tradition, it’s your last chance—they are putting the kibosh on the holiday hoopla because they are simply “very tired.”
Fans of the Chicago-based card game can fork over $15 bucks to celebrate a holiday CAH “actually believes in,” and in return receive eight mystery gifts for the eight nights of Hanukkah during December. Past gifts from their holiday campaigns have included actual lumps of coal, comics and a variety of specialty CAH cards, but knowing the general humor of the popular game, expect at least a few practical options this year.
The first 150,000 people who sign up will get this special offer, so head over and order, then wait for your sensible mail to arrive. And to further prepare for the holidays, enjoy a soundtrack of well-meaning nagging from around the Hanukkah table, currently streaming here. Consider it prep work for attending your own family functions during the upcoming season.