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Clark the Cub stumps Jeopardy! contestants

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Clayton Guse

Clark the Cub has been the official mascot for the Cubs for a little more than a year, but people still can't give a hoot about the stupid bear. This fact was clear on Thursday's episode of Jeopardy!, in which the final "answer" was "For the first time in almost 100 years, this pro team has an official mascot, a bear named Clark."

Guesses included the Chicago Bears, the Portland Trailblazers and the Boston Bruins. The question cost reigning champion "Scott" his title, which is fine because his handlebar mustache is even creepier than Clark the Cub's lack of pants.

The contestants shouldn't lose any sleep over their incorrect responses—at least they're better than this guy:

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