Hot Doug's is in its final hours, and we headed over to the iconic restaurant this morning to check out the line. While there, we heard these gems, many of which we can only imagine were fueled by the sleep deprivation that resulted from standing in line all night.
I wonder if I have a pen. [Checks.] Nope, just a cigar.
Crostini! Yes! Fucking shit, that's what you put rillettes on.
That's Brad. He's super drunk.
I'm sort of supposed to be at a lecture right now. But it's not my lecture.
It's a secret plot!
If your lip is too long, it ends up in your mouth.
There is no way I'm signing anything for Rahm Emanuel. Karen Lewis for mayor!
I'm not as fat as this sweatshirt makes me look.
Everyone confuses me for someone else.
Look at that guy! He's still alive.
This is not a fast food experience, this is a gourmet experience.