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Kris Bryant and the sexiest athletes in Chicago

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Clayton Guse
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Kris Bryant made his long-awaited debut for the Chicago Cubs on Friday. His efforts on the diamond are exciting, but his gorgeous butt, dreamy eyes and million-dollar smile are way more important. He may have struck out three times in his first game (as of this writing), but he won our hearts.

With that in mind, we selected the sexiest athlete from each of Chicago's major sports teams. Here's our list of the hunkiest hunks, most luscious legs and the girthiest... personalities in our city's sporting world.

Cubs: Kris Bryant

Let's just get this out of the way: Kris Bryant is probably the sexiest athlete in Chicago. Hell, he might even be the sexiest man in the city. We just want to strip him down, cover him in baking soda and have a good old fashioned 'whirly bird.'


Bears: Matt Forte

Have you seen Forte's arms? They could inspire a Renaissance painting. The Bears running back could protect you during a Walking Dead apocalypse or hold you tight through a cold Chicago winter.


Bulls: Jimmy Butler

Jimmy Butler is stylish as hell and his haircut is dope. He led the league in minutes per game this year, so you know he won't make you do any of the work. Also, given that he's an elite basketball player with a great vertical jump, he knows how to get things up.


Blackhawks: Patrick Sharp

Blackhawks star Patrick Sharp has long been regarded as the sexiest athlete in Chicago. With his gorgeous eyes, defined jaw line and hockey moxie, it makes complete sense. 


White Sox: David Robertson

The White Sox acquired Robertson during the offseason, probably because the whole rest of the team is ugly as sin. He has a nasty fastball, which means that he has a tight grip.


Sky: Elena Delle Donne

Delle Donne is the best player on the Chicago Sky. The dreamy blond could take you to school on the hard court all day and occupy your dreams all night.


Fire: Joevin Jones

Who is Joevin Jones? He is a dream Chicago Fire midfielder from Trinidad, which means that he has stamina, creativity and amazing abs.

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