Get us in your inbox

Search

Microsoft's How-Old robot thinks Chicagoans are geezers

Written by
Brent DiCrescenzo
Advertising

Microsoft has just launched How-Old.net, an online bot that evaluates images of human faces and spits out an age. So of course we jammed some famous Chicago faces into the app. You'll have a newfound appreciation for the 1985 Bears when you realize most of them were of retirement age. And perhaps the team should consider replacing 46-year-old Smokin' Jay Cutler. It's the cigs that age you, Jay. Some of our favorites:

Barack Obama and Mike Ditka

The '85 Bears

Kanye West and Chance the Rapper

Billy Corgan

"The Human Ken Doll," a.k.a. Justin Jedlica

Stephanie Izard and "Chuy" Garcia

Derrick Rose and Obama, again. 

That second term, man. It gets you.

Latest news

    Advertising