On Thursday, actor and overall beautiful man Tom Hiddleston popped into Fox 32 Chicago for an awkward and mildly humorous weather report. Hiddleston, who most notably plays Loki in Marvel's Avengers films, blamed this week's crummy Midwestern weather on his character's "brother from another mother," Thor.
"There's a huge storm front coming in," he said as he stood in front of a weather radar map of the Chicago area. "All that means is that Chris Hemsworth has taken his hammer and he's smashed it on the surface of the sky and it's going to rain a hell of a lot."
The appearance wasn't exactly comedy gold, but we were distracted by Hiddleston's piercing, gorgeous eyes and slender build.
So, according to yesterday's report, the weather in Chicago this weekend will be... arousing.