We found Mike Ditka's face on an Oreo cookie

We are currently deep in the lab completing a revolting taste test of "spring"- and "Easter"-flavored candies and treats. (Stay tuned.) But this we had to share right now. After popping open a pack of Spring Oreos, we pulled out this cookie. At first we thought it a miracle, like a Jesus-shaped Cheeto, but it turns out this is just one of the weird designs. Like Mike Ditka, it is crusty on the outside, yellow and gooey on the inside. What else could it possibly be?