You probably can't afford anything at the Gold Coast Goop pop-up

Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website, Goop, is opening a pop-up shop in the Gold Coast filled with Gwynnie-approved items. Open from April 25–May 10, the pop-up will take up space, appropriately enough, in the posh Waldorf Astoria Chicago Hotel.

Now, before you get too excited and cancel all your NFL Draft plans, consider this sampling of pieces that will be available at the shop. This is some serious rich-people stuff, y'all.

1. Stella McCartney Jordan skirt

This Stella McCartney crepe de chine skirt can be yours for a mere $1,960.

2. Pierre Hardy Skate Sneaker

$475. Never to be worn by an actual skater.

3. Staub Cast Iron Round Cocette

Okay, we can get behind paying $285 for this Staub 5.5-quart round cocotte. Investment piece, for your eating future.

4. Stella McCartney Crew Neck Jumper

$1,300. That's one month's rent.