Drake + Lil Wayne

It's billed as "Drake vs. Lil Wayne" (Dawn of Justice?). Let's hope it's not a battle for who has the most face tattoos, or else we'll be going home early. The two labelmates remain an unlikely pair. Drake, a.k.a. Canadian actor Aubrey Drake Graham, seems to give a shit about what women want in his R&B leaning songs. He's never worn the nutsac-grabbing barking of songs like "Started from the Bottom" as well as the driving R&B numbers. Meanwhile, the increasingly disgusting Wayne engages the boy fantasy of "beating the pussy up." It's no longer a contest. We're betting the two rap superstars fly in different jets, as they headline a U.S. tour of 31 cities together. The tour kicks off on August 8 and spans until late September.