1. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! The Chicago River will be dyed green at 9am, and the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade will kick off at noon at Columbus Drive and Balbo Avenue. It’s all free to attend.
2. Watch 32 local comedians go head to head at Late Late Breakfast’s Tournament of Champions, a March Madness-style bracket. It’s happening at the Hideout at 2pm, and tickets are $7.
3. See a performance of A Story Told in Seven Fights, which our theater critic recently gave a five-star review. Tonight’s show is at the Neo-Futurarium at 7:30pm, and tickets are $10 to $25.
For more events, check in with Time Out throughout the day.