Fatty's Burgers & More (CLOSED)

Fatty’s is home to exactly what the name promises: an enormous burger that will leave you feeling really fat. (We mean that in the best way possible.) The More refers to a few items we doubt any customer has ordered (grilled chicken salad) and a lineup of fries, from chili-cheese to jalapeño-bacon (though a hefty serving of the plain kind already comes gratis with your burger). We suggest loosening your belt and diving in for the Free Agent (fried egg, wasabi mayo) or the Fatcheezy (“extra, extra cheddar cheese”). Either way, you’ll get a hefty half-pound patty with a buttery bun that’s soft but doesn’t fall apart. When you’re done, you’ll need a wet-nap (which the staff can provide) and a real nap (for that, you’re on your own).