Stanley’s Kitchen & Tap (CLOSED)

This Southern-style comfort food isn’t the best in town, but it still has enough cream, grease and sugar to keep you happy. Especially when you’re hanging out at a comfy bar with a beer and a basket full of corn bread, hush puppies and apple butter. You could also take a seat in the dining room and clog your arteries with the fat, drive-in burger and a bacon-wrapped meatloaf served with housemade ketchup and country-fried onions. Don’t leave your liver out—there’s a list of more than 70 domestic whiskeys.