Toppers Pizza (CLOSED)

This Wisconsin-based pizza chain, which opened a UIC student–geared outpost in Greektown, says if you want to know what other pizza chains taste like, all you have to do is taste the cardboard underneath a Toppers pizza crust. Zing! But if you want to know what a Toppers pizza tastes like, all you have to do is taste some dough soaked in grease and wrapped in cheese. Delicious, delicious cheese.