Pat Tomasulo, sports anchor/features reporter for WGN Morning News
Q How creepy is it to date someone your brother dated five years ago?
A Considering my brother was dating his wife five years ago, it’d be beyond creepy—it’d be grounds for divorce, and an ass kicking. But I don’t know what type of relationship you have with your brother. Maybe growing up, he was the kind of brother who shared everything with you. If so, then this seems like a natural progression. However, if you were forced to wear his hand-me-down clothes when you were a kid and absolutely hated it, then I can assure you: This will be much, much worse.
Watch Tomasulo weekdays 4–9am, and see him and his Morning News colleagues perform stand-up Friday 21 at the North Shore Center for the Performing Arts (9501 Skokie Blvd, Skokie, 847-673-6300).