Events manager, West Bucktown
What makes you a good catch?
I come from a big, loud Italian family, and what is not awesome about that?
What's your idea of a perfect first date?
Drinks, good conversation, laughs and bowling
I am a bird whisperer
Describe your ideal match.
A nondouche who is comfortable with himself, has his shit together, and makes me laugh. Oh, and taller than me.
Name one thing a date could do that would make you go crazy (in a good way).
They can recite lines from This is Spinal Tap.
Name one thing a date could do that would make you go crazy (in a bad way).
Wear a backwards, upside down visor while talking about how Sugar Ray is underrated, and then talk about how much money he makes.
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