When the body-glitter-clad speak, we listen. Wednesday night, at Chicago Sexcon 2011, the brainchild of BornABabe.com's Larry Goone, representatives from the Chicagoland strip-club industry, porn stars from the region and beyond, folks from the bachelor/divorce party industry, models, webcam girls, sex-toy makers—virtually anyone in the legal sex business—made the scene at downtown nightclub Vision. Naturally, we had our ears and eyes on. Here's what people were saying. As for what they were doing—John Tyler Curtis from darkroomdemons.com took the fine photos you see above.
“I think it’s a serious problem, the percentage of strippers each year that become quadriplegic after falling off poles.”
“There’s a box of boobs.” "Better than a bag of dicks!”
“So you are a massage place…and you are at Sexcon…hmmm.”
“Oh, so it’s industry people and dudes with their mouths gaping open.…”
“Fuck me in my third eye.”
“No smiling! We are serious about our boobs.”
“He reverted to grade-school-style flirting. Throwing napkins at people. It worked though. Kick me in the shin, don’t share your toys, throw something at me and I’ll probably be enticed.”
“If people have a chance to get naked, they do it. Like Halloween.”
"Touch this nipple through my pants."
"Porn stars, bitchesssss!"
"I love it, I'm topless Ashley." "This is like her prom."
"I am just trying to get as drunk as I can as fast as possible."
"I love this party, I am getting zero attention from the girls. I am kinda digging it, it's like I'm invisible. The only time people do look at me is when it's by accident."
"I got my tits out for Time Out!"
"I just smoked weed with the dude from Blade."
"Chicago, meet porn."
"There are porn stars in the Midwest?"
"But which bathroom has seen worse, the one here or Exit on any given night?"
"He heard 'fucksaw' and looked at me like I was a superhero, then asked if he could get a photo with me."
"We're either gonna go home and pass out on my face or fuck like rabbits."