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Johanna, 30 | Date these singles

Interested in males




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What makes you a good catch?

I laugh often, am not a picky eater, take showers daily (sometimes over two times a day!), dress all right, play drums and guitar okay...I'm entertaining. This is hard to answer. Meet me and find out.

What’s your idea of a perfect first date?
Perfect first date? I don't know if there is such a thing. An idea for a first date is to do something touristy, since being born and raised in Chicago, the only time you do touristy things is when you are showing people from out of town around. That's one idea. You can't go wrong with a good restaurant and a walk afterward.

Favorite hangout

At the moment, my apartment playing Call of Duty: Black Ops! It's warm in here!

Secret talent

I don't know if I've found out what that is! Umm....using various boxes as interesting storage in your apartment? I don't frakking know.

Describe your ideal match
Someone who is open minded, social, takes care of themselves but isn't a narcissist, loves music, reads, likes to laugh, holds open doors for ladies and doesn't walk 10 feet ahead of them, enjoys all types of food and likes going on adventures—that's a good start.

Name one thing a date could do that would make you go crazy (in a good way).

Make me laugh uncontrollably.

Name one thing a date could do that would make you go crazy (in a bad way).
Constantly checks his phone. Put that shit down and have a damn conversation.

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