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Jon, 28 | Singles Issue 2012

Interested in females

Ukrainian Village


What do you like best about yourself?
Above all other things, my unparalleled humility.

What's your idea of a perfect first date?
Hit up a museum and then a dive bar. Or a new restaurant followed by almost anything at the Empty Bottle.

What's the worst date you've ever had?
After a 90 minute agrument, we got on the Red Line headed south. I passed out, woke up near our stop, looked at her and she said, "I threw up." That's when I noticed everybody staring.

Number one dealbreaker
Ayn Rand fans. We're all entitled to love bad writers, but try to at least stay away from sociopaths.

Which is more important, romantic spark or longterm compatibility?
The spark is important. If we're compatible we'll probably be friends for a long time. That doesn't make dating fun though.

Complete this sentence: If you're going to date me, you have to love to...
Talk at length about things you learned on the Internet. I keep Wikipedia open on my phone.

Secret talent
If I knew what it was, it wouldn't be secret, right? ...that doesn't seem right.

Ideal match
Above all, somebody smart, and someone who will challenge me. You gotta love what you do. Short hair and glasses are pluses too.

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