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Lorne, 31 | Singles Issue 2012

Interested in females


Wicker Park

Career services advisor

What do you like best about yourself?
My sense of humor, which I happen to find fantastic, but I may be biased. Also, my personal hygiene is above reproach.

What's your idea of a perfect first date?
Something simple. Drinks at a bar equidistant from our respective homes to put us on an even playing ground, and allow relatively easy escape should one of us suddenly realize the other one is crazy.

What's the worst date you've ever had?
A girl took me to her lab after hours, where she proceeded to describe how she experimented on lab mice and broke all their necks with her hands after she was done with them. Then we made out at her desk, followed by her asking me if I would ever consider taking Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I wouldn't. Date over.

Number one dealbreaker
She has a penis.

Which is more important, romantic spark or longterm compatibility?
I'm looking for longterm spark, actually.

Complete this sentence: If you're going to date me, you have to love to...
Go to concerts, stay in shape, be a smartass.

Secret talent
Making sweetass party playlists, giving poignant yet humorous wedding toasts.

Ideal match
Kate Beckinsale, but I'm guessing that wouldn't be reciprocal.

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