Occupation Information security consultant What makes you a good catch? A never-ending supply of humorous facial expressions and sound effects for your amusement. Also I make a mean key lime pie. What’s your idea of a perfect first date? Any date that isn't already a ridiculous cliche. Originality would earn you extra points.
Favorite hangout Smallbar on Division Secret talent Double-jointed elbows
Describe your ideal match Taller than me (I'm 5' 7"), outdoorsy, athletic, can't be a momma's boy, no emotional baggage, no kids, and preferably not married.
Name one thing a date could do that would make you go crazy (in a good way). If you have an opinion and can support it with intelligent arguments.
Name one thing a date could do that would make you go crazy (in a bad way). Throw the check at me.