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Michelle, 29 | Date these singles

Interested in males


Wicker Park


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What makes you a good catch?

A never-ending supply of humorous facial expressions and sound effects for your amusement.  Also I make a mean key lime pie.

What’s your idea of a perfect first date?

Any date that isn't already a ridiculous cliche.  Originality would earn you extra points.

Favorite hangout
Smallbar on Division

Secret talent

Double-jointed elbows

Describe your ideal match
Taller than me (I'm 5' 7"), outdoorsy, athletic, can't be a momma's boy, no emotional baggage, no kids, and preferably not married.

Name one thing a date could do that would make you go crazy (in a good way).
If you have an opinion and can support it with intelligent arguments.

Name one thing a date could do that would make you go crazy (in a bad way).
Throw the check at me.

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