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  1. If Tim Burton designed �anti-Valentine�s Day� jewelry, one piece in his collection would probably look a lot like this Couture by Lolita necklace. The Victorian-style, antique silver-plated pendant is pretty in a goth way. $32 at

  2. Photograph: Courtesy of Kitschy Hippo
    Photograph: Courtesy of Kitschy Hippo

    Who says all valentines have to be mushy? Certainly not local line Kitschy Hippo. Its Hate Valentine�s Day card sums up anti-V Day sentiment nicely. $3.50 at

  3. Photograph: Courtesy of Witchy City Wicks
    Photograph: Courtesy of Witchy City Wicks

    Soothe your broken heart with the calming scent of this Tainted Love candle. The six-ounce, hand-poured soy wax candle features a mixture of orange and grapefruit, cherry blossom, hydrangea, apple and peach. We also like the heart on the candle�s label. $10 at

  4. Photograph: Courtesy of
    Photograph: Courtesy of

    Stock up on these �sorry I am such an asshole� balloons just in case you�re the one who ruins Valentine�s Day this year. The package includes 12 balloons, so you�ll have enough if you�re the kind of jerk who ruins every holiday. $18 at

Right now we want anti–Valentine’s Day gifts

These jewelry, candles and more all sum up the anti-Valentine’s Day sentiment.

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