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  1. Bow tie, $22.50,

  2. Apron with hidden penis, $30,

  3. Cake topper, $80,

  4. Whatever the hell this is, $21.60,

  5. Bedazzled Converse, $135,

  6. Garter, $23,

  7. Bedazzled heels, $140,

  8. Neon sign, $99,

  9. Men's scrub cap on terrifying mannequin, $12,

  10. Wine charms featuring current and former players, $38,

  11. Lingerie, $39.50,

  12. Yarmulke, $16,

The weirdest Bears stuff we could find on etsy

The online crafting community really pulled out all the stops with this bizarre Bears merch


Etsy is a goldmine for handmade baby gear, vintage clothing and, apparently, the weirdest Chicago Bears paraphrenalia ever. Bears fans are a devoted bunch, but we've never seen anyone in a Bears bar wearing a $140 pair of Bears-bedazzled platform heels. But bless you, Etsy crafters, for making these bizarre fan tchotchkes anyway.

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