The weirdest Bears stuff we could find on etsy

The online crafting community really pulled out all the stops with this bizarre Bears merch
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Bow tie, $22.50, etsy.com
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Apron with hidden penis, $30, esty.com
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Cake topper, $80, etsy.com
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Whatever the hell this is, $21.60, etsy.com
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Bedazzled Converse, $135, etsy.com
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Garter, $23, etsy.com
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Bedazzled heels, $140, etsy.com
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Neon sign, $99, etsy.com
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Men's scrub cap on terrifying mannequin, $12, etsy.com
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Wine charms featuring current and former players, $38, etsy.com
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Lingerie, $39.50, etsy.com
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Yarmulke, $16, etsy.com
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Etsy is a goldmine for handmade baby gear, vintage clothing and, apparently, the weirdest Chicago Bears paraphrenalia ever. Bears fans are a devoted bunch, but we've never seen anyone in a Bears bar wearing a $140 pair of Bears-bedazzled platform heels. But bless you, Etsy crafters, for making these bizarre fan tchotchkes anyway.

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