Mondial Spa & Wellness Center (CLOSED)

Guilt trip warning: In order to get to your massage here, you must first walk through the Holmes Place Health Club (and all the people working out in it), an experience that can easily make you feel like a slacker. Luckily, all anxieties evaporate once you enter this friendly spa, where massages are considered both therapy and relaxation. Atheletes with sore muscles will appreciate the knowledge of masseurs, who may take a whole hour to work on your calves (with your permission, of course). And for those who aren't sore at all, the massages will rid you of all anxieties, and nothing—not even the sight of thirty people working out harder than you—will bother you for the rest of the day.