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Photograph: Martha WilliamsClif Shot: MochaBrent DiCrescenzo (BD): "It looks like an oil spill."Laura Pearson (LP): "Ah! Too bitter. I'm definitely tasting some oil notes."Amy Cavanaugh (AC): "It tastes like molasses."
Photograph: Martha WilliamsClif Shot: Chocolate Martha Williams (MW): "This one tastes like chocolate frosting."LP "I prefer it to the mocha flavor. It's sweeter but not in a terrible way."MW: "I like the mocha one better."BD: "The consistency makes it seem like some kind of space pudding."
Photograph: Martha WilliamsClif Shot: CitrusAC: "This is like Lemonheads candy in liquid form".BD: "It's like lemonade from concentrate. Or Gatorade syrup."LP: "Ew."
Photograph: Martha WilliamsGU: Roctane Pineapple (tied for our second favorite)LP: "Not bad, actually�if you like pi�a coladas or getting caught in the rain."Jake Malooley (JM): "It tastes like a melted pineapple popsicle."BD: "This would be perfect if you were doing a marathon in Hawaii."LP: "Taste the islands!"
Photograph: Martha WilliamsGU: Roctane Blueberry-Pomegranate (tied for our second favorite)MW: "It looks and tastes like honey."BD: "Definitely honey-like. It seems to have real ingredients and tastes less like science."
Photograph: Martha WilliamsGU: Peanut Butter (our favorite)JM: "Pretty good. I'd eat this one at the movies." (Proceeds to mix bite of peanut butter GU with the pineapple flavor.)MW: "Not that bad."BD: "Tastes just like a Bit-O-Honey."AC: "I think it tastes dusty and old."JM: "They made it taste grainy-like real peanut butter."
Photograph: Martha WilliamsGU: Mandarin OrangeBD: "Yuck. This is like children's Tylenol."JM: "Orange Tic Tacs."BD: "Medicinal."LP: "But the GU gels have a good consistency. The other ones are way too runny, which ironically, isn't what you want during a race."MW: "Yeah, it has a thicker texture, which I prefer over liquidy."
Photograph: Martha WilliamsHammer Gel: VanillaAC: "This has no vanilla flavor."JM: "It looks and tastes like sonogram gel."BD: "Hammer Gel sounds like an anal lube. It looks like one, too."LP: "Noooooo."
Photograph: Martha WilliamsHammer Gel: Apple-CinnamonBD: "This tastes like it was made from real apples."AC: "It has a really thin consistency. Like pie filling without the fruit."JM: "This reminds me of that instant oatmeal from the '80s where you mixed in the fruit gel."AC: "Oatmeal Swirlers!"
Photograph: Martha WilliamsHammer Gel: Montana HuckleberryLP: "It reminds me of this blueberry LipSmackers flavor I wore in high school."MW: "This is way too runny."AC: "It's also like pie filling, but for a really cheap pie."
Photograph: Martha WilliamsPowerBar Gel: Double LatteBD: "This tastes like coffee ice cream."AC: "Like really BAD coffee ice cream."BD: "It has the uncanny valley effect: It's not liquid enough to seem like coffee and not solid enough to come off as coffee-flavored food."
Photograph: Martha WilliamsPower Gel: Strawberry BananaAC: "I hate it."BD: "This tastes like a scientist's approximation of strawberry flavor. Too cloying."MW: "This is so liquidy, I'd be afraid it would explode in my face while I was running."LP: "Yeah, some already dripped on my shoe."
Chicago Marathon prep: energy gel taste test
Hey, marathoners. We tried GU, Power Gel and other weird-tasting energy gels so you don't have to.
Running a marathon can be a fortifying experience—mentally and emotionally, at least. For the body, it's pretty depleting. Once it has used up all the carbs in your system, your bod starts breaking down fat—an inadequate source of fuel for 26.2-mile feats of craziness endurance. To replace depleted carbohydrate stores, especially late in the race, some runners rely on energy gels—those sickeningly sweet little packets of glucose, fructose, suctrose, a complex carb (often maltodextrin) and sometimes caffeine—that come in dubious flavors such as Chocolate Outrage and Montana Huckleberry. There are a lot of varieties to choose from, if you must choose, so we plopped our sedentary selves down on the office couch and sampled a bunch for you. Conclusion: This stuff isn't easy to eat. (GU or do not GU; there is no try.)