The 10 craziest things we overheard in Chicago this week

We eavesdrop on Chicagoans on the street and the El, in bars and buses, and everywhere in between to bring you funny and baffling quips
Photograph: Taylor Castle
By Jessica Johnson |

I can't say what it means in Thai but it doesn't mean that.

Did the Internet get Ebola?

I had pet rats. Rosie, Bertha and Beyonce.

No coke deals in the kitchen.

"I liked to burn things as a kid." "Me, too!"

I have a head the size of Valhalla.

People who make bad fashion choices are threatening.

He's my friendly robot.

I'm gonna throw out the rest of these brains because they're all congealed now.

I don't really eat.