1/12I don�t need more hobbies I�m never going to do clouding up the hobbies that I don�t have time to do. 2/12What�s your spirit animal? Mine is Wendy Williams. 3/12Taste this. Is it water or vodka? 4/12�Is there a name for this style of animation?� �Yeah��crap.�?� 5/12I would hate-fist Silver Linings Playbook. 6/12He�s a big, useless penis. 7/12She kept telling everyone Milwaukee�s Best is a good beer. 8/12I was finger-banging her on the way to a Jessica Simpson concert. 9/12I can�t imagine someone I�d like to have sex with less than my brother. 10/12Soyrizo makes me farty. It�s like a weird laxative. 11/12Is this too gay to wear to seder? 12/12I had a horrible experience with a bathroom toilet puck in Tanzania.