Heard on the street, April 18, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.
1/12
I don�t need more hobbies I�m never going to do clouding up the hobbies that I don�t have time to do.
2/12
What�s your spirit animal? Mine is Wendy Williams.
3/12
Taste this. Is it water or vodka?
4/12
�Is there a name for this style of animation?� �Yeah��crap.�?�
5/12
I would hate-fist Silver Linings Playbook.
6/12
He�s a big, useless penis.
7/12
She kept telling everyone Milwaukee�s Best is a good beer.
8/12
I was finger-banging her on the way to a Jessica Simpson concert.
9/12
I can�t imagine someone I�d like to have sex with less than my brother.
10/12
Soyrizo makes me farty. It�s like a weird laxative.
11/12
Is this too gay to wear to seder?
12/12
I had a horrible experience with a bathroom toilet puck in Tanzania.
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