Heard on the street, February 7, 2013 Funny quotes overheard in Chicago. 1/11So that�s what Ira Glass looks like. I thought he was a black woman.2/11Oh, is that what your cult believes?3/11It�s been a very teetotaling week for me, so I�m ready to go all out.4/11That bass player is a dude. He just has a really good body.5/11A guy outside Planned Parenthood was like, �You want a baby? I�ll give you a baby.�6/11It�s healthy, I swear. I got it from Whole Foods.7/11Which of your silver-spoon friends worked at Kmart?8/11Did I tell you about the time we trolled a GameStop employee?9/11Every time a baby cries, my uterus shrinks.10/11I told him I don�t know a lot about cottage cheese but that it�s not good enough for him.11/11Everyone knows you�re a big fag. It doesn�t mean you�re not also a big jerk. Posted: Wednesday February 6 2013 Advertising Share Tweet Like what you see? Sign up to Time Out’s newsletter to get more of the same straight to your inbox, as often as you like Déjà vu! We already have this email. Try another? By entering your email address you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy 🙌Awesome, you're subscribed! Thanks for subscribing! Look out for your first newsletter in your inbox soon! Love the mag? Our newsletter hand-delivers its best bits to your inbox. Sign up to receive it, and unlock our digital magazines. Déjà vu! We already have this email. Try another? No thanks By entering your email address you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy 🙌Awesome, you're subscribed! Thanks for subscribing! Look out for your first newsletter in your inbox soon! More to explore Advertising
