Heard on the street, February 7, 2013 Funny quotes overheard in Chicago. Share Tweet Posted: Wednesday February 6 2013 1/11So that�s what Ira Glass looks like. I thought he was a black woman.2/11Oh, is that what your cult believes?3/11It�s been a very teetotaling week for me, so I�m ready to go all out.4/11That bass player is a dude. He just has a really good body.5/11A guy outside Planned Parenthood was like, �You want a baby? I�ll give you a baby.�6/11It�s healthy, I swear. I got it from Whole Foods.7/11Which of your silver-spoon friends worked at Kmart?8/11Did I tell you about the time we trolled a GameStop employee?9/11Every time a baby cries, my uterus shrinks.10/11I told him I don�t know a lot about cottage cheese but that it�s not good enough for him.11/11Everyone knows you�re a big fag. It doesn�t mean you�re not also a big jerk. Share Tweet Comments 0 comments   Get Livefyre FAQ Sign in + Follow Post comment Link Newest | Oldest You might also like Heard on the street, March 21, 2013, edition Heard on the street, November 1, 2012, edition Heard on the street, April 4, 2013, edition Heard on the street, March 22, 2012, edition Heard on the street, November 29, 2012, edition
