“Do SnackWell’s still exist?” “They do, but you’re not a pile, so you don’t know.”
You’re gonna be a really hot 60-year-old. I can tell.
I have a serious paranoia about lasers. Aim a household laser at your eye, and you could be dealing with some serious shit.
He’s gonna be such a dick when they have that baby.
It was like walking through the streets of Darfur.
I’m the definition of hit-or-miss.
He is kind of highbrow for a metal guy, though.
It’s the equivalent of Michael Jordan playing for the YMCA.
Hey, you just hit me with a whole season of Dynasty!
She thinks she’s keepin’ up with the Joneses, ’cept no one wanna be her.
You are just a hot mess. That’s all you are.