Heard on the street, March 21, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.
1/12
Like, all of my friends live in Logan Square.
2/12
By the way, we�re having the whitest conversation ever right now.
3/12
You just want to go home early and get doughnuts. You have glazed intentions.
4/12
I don�t hate yellow cats. I just think they�re dumb and ugly.
5/12
She took the whole rain forest and printed it out.
6/12
He�s like Tim Gunn with an extra 300 pounds.
7/12
We live in a time when two gay guys host a talk show. That�s pretty amazing, right?
8/12
She�s been making bad choices since elementary school.
9/12
I want to keep watching this show. It�s so irritating.
10/12
His pants are too high for my taste.
11/12
That was a tofu fart.
12/12
She�s definitely crying, but it went really well!
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