Heard on the street, March 21, 2013, edition

Like, all of my friends live in Logan Square.

By the way, we�re having the whitest conversation ever right now.

You just want to go home early and get doughnuts. You have glazed intentions.

I don�t hate yellow cats. I just think they�re dumb and ugly.

She took the whole rain forest and printed it out.

He�s like Tim Gunn with an extra 300 pounds.

We live in a time when two gay guys host a talk show. That�s pretty amazing, right?

She�s been making bad choices since elementary school.

I want to keep watching this show. It�s so irritating.

His pants are too high for my taste.

That was a tofu fart.

She�s definitely crying, but it went really well!