Heard on the street, March 21, 2013, edition Funny quotes overheard in Chicago. 1/12Like, all of my friends live in Logan Square.2/12By the way, we�re having the whitest conversation ever right now.3/12You just want to go home early and get doughnuts. You have glazed intentions.4/12I don�t hate yellow cats. I just think they�re dumb and ugly.5/12She took the whole rain forest and printed it out.6/12He�s like Tim Gunn with an extra 300 pounds.7/12We live in a time when two gay guys host a talk show. That�s pretty amazing, right?8/12She�s been making bad choices since elementary school.9/12I want to keep watching this show. It�s so irritating.10/12His pants are too high for my taste.11/12That was a tofu fart.12/12She�s definitely crying, but it went really well! Posted: Tuesday March 19 2013 Advertising Share Tweet Like what you see? Sign up to Time Out’s newsletter to get more of the same straight to your inbox, as often as you like Déjà vu! We already have this email. Try another? By entering your email address you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy 🙌Awesome, you're subscribed! Thanks for subscribing! Look out for your first newsletter in your inbox soon! Love the mag? Our newsletter hand-delivers its best bits to your inbox. Sign up to receive it, and unlock our digital magazines. Déjà vu! We already have this email. Try another? No thanks By entering your email address you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy 🙌Awesome, you're subscribed! Thanks for subscribing! Look out for your first newsletter in your inbox soon! Advertising
