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  1. Like, all of my friends live in Logan Square.

  2. By the way, we�re having the whitest conversation ever right now.

  3. You just want to go home early and get doughnuts. You have glazed intentions.

  4. I don�t hate yellow cats. I just think they�re dumb and ugly.

  5. She took the whole rain forest and printed it out.

  6. He�s like Tim Gunn with an extra 300 pounds.

  7. We live in a time when two gay guys host a talk show. That�s pretty amazing, right?

  8. She�s been making bad choices since elementary school.

  9. I want to keep watching this show. It�s so irritating.

  10. His pants are too high for my taste.

  11. That was a tofu fart.

  12. She�s definitely crying, but it went really well!

Heard on the street, March 21, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.

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