Heard on the street, May 30, 2013, edition

Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.
1/10
"Sometimes the bus sounds like something getting whipped. Like Jesus getting whipped."
2/10
Picking a President is like picking ice cream. You can pick chocolate, or vanilla."
3/10
"I hate sports; I like sports radio."
4/10
"How do you get mugged in a car wash?"
5/10
"I can make you dentures in my basement."
6/10
"They were in this drunken Jeep, with all these ideas."
7/10
"I'm going to watch this girl throw up now."
8/10
"Listening to Howard Stern is like listening to a talking boner."
9/10
"i have too much Asperger's in me to care if they think i'm out of place."
10/10
"People who go to Rolling Stones concerts don't take public transportation."
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