Heard on the street, November 1, 2013 edition

1/9
Is that guy homeless or dressed as a scarecrow?
2/9
I wanna go to Chattanooga for the reunion, wear a nice suit and pretend that my life is going well.
3/9
You know the history of the opposable thumb is to jerk off, right?
4/9
I told Dusty I was going to eat his mom�s asshole and he didn�t respond.
5/9
I think �New York cake� is code for cocaine.
6/9
What more can you ask for? Beers, bands and bros. Bring on the bitches!
7/9
I just had a total Kevin McAllister moment. I was walking down the street and both of my grocery bags broke.
8/9
If your 13-year-old boy is wearing a Chanel hoodie, you might want to start wondering about him.
9/9
This is the most chillwave pizza box ever!

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