1/9Is that guy homeless or dressed as a scarecrow? 2/9I wanna go to Chattanooga for the reunion, wear a nice suit and pretend that my life is going well. 3/9You know the history of the opposable thumb is to jerk off, right? 4/9I told Dusty I was going to eat his mom�s asshole and he didn�t respond. 5/9I think �New York cake� is code for cocaine. 6/9What more can you ask for? Beers, bands and bros. Bring on the bitches! 7/9I just had a total Kevin McAllister moment. I was walking down the street and both of my grocery bags broke. 8/9If your 13-year-old boy is wearing a Chanel hoodie, you might want to start wondering about him. 9/9This is the most chillwave pizza box ever!