Pitchfork precap: Beyoncé, Rahm busting a move and other sights you'll see at Pitchfork Fest

Joanna Newsom forgot to coordinate a ride to the fest and is forced to strap her beloved harp to a Divvy bike. Surprisingly, the hefty bike can support the weight of the instrument, and the powder blue frame even coordinates to her powder blue Rodarte gown. This legendary bike ride becomes a source of discussion among fans for the next five months, and they successfully petition Divvy to retire the bike she rented and install it as a memorial outsideLyon & Healy.

Björk tries to go incognito at the 'Fjork to take in the Pissed Jeans set among the gen-pop. But she's Björk, so yeah.

Before her Detroit stop on the Mrs. Carter tour, Beyoncé hangs with Solange backstage at Pitchfork in yet another effort in Queen B's lifelong project to upstage her. This one isn't successful, though, because Solange is better friends with Ed Droste and everyone at the festival knows it. Feeling ignored, Beyoncé posts 55 selfies on her Instagram and receives 7,894,564 affirming comments. She feels sorta better.

After humping a chairgetting down to Robin Thicke at the Taste, Mayor Rahmbo brings his now-famous chair dance to Lil B's set–until Lil B busts out with "Bitch, I'm Bill Clinton," and Emanuel storms off, leaving a cloud of "fucks" in his wake. "I thought Mumford and Sons were headlining this thing," he mutters, hopping into a black SUV.

Jim DeRogatis's obsessive hatred of R. Kelly melts away when the Pied Piper of R&B invites him onstage to groove to "Sex in the Kitchen." After the serenading, they hop in a stretch Navigator to hit up the after-the-after-party (it's the one in the hotel lobby). Our crystal ball indicates they had a Cristal ball.