Sidewalk sex questionnaire

Chicagoans disclose the dirt on their love lives.
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Photograph: Andrew NawrockiWhat term for sex makes you cringe? �?�Making whoopee.� Sounds corny. I don�t make whoopee. I make love.��John, 29, Lincoln Park
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Photograph: Andrew NawrockiFreakiest spot you�ve ever done it? �In an elevator! Like that Aerosmith song, dude. We stopped it halfway up to, uh, do it. It was all for the thrill.��Deuce, 26, Pilsen
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Photograph: Andrew NawrockiWhat sexual advice do you wish you could give your younger self? �Plant the seed! Plant the seed far and wide!��Jeff, 51, North Shore
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Photograph: Andrew NawrockiWhat do you wish guys understood better about women, sexually? �It�s all about foreplay. Hit all a woman�s spots. I�m talkin� 12-play! You gotta work. You can�t just do a one-minute routine.��Cornesha, 20, South Shore
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Photograph: Andrew NawrockiWhich celebrity would you sell your soul to bone? �George Clooney was in my ballet class when we were young, and I still have visions of him in black spandex.��Valerie, 50, River North
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Photograph: Andrew NawrockiFreakiest place you�ve ever done it? �In her mom�s kitchen on the dinner table.��Mohammed, 22, Chatham
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Photograph: Andrew NawrockiAnything you haven�t done in the bedroom that you wish you could? �I want to DP a chick, but not with another dude, �cause if his balls touch mine, I�ll kill him. So I have to find a chick who wants to strap up and be on my tag team.��Ken, 30, South Side
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Photograph: Andrew NawrockiWhat sexual advice do you wish you could give your younger self? �The same advice I�d give my 17-year-old daughter: Be careful!��Laura, 50, �married in the suburbs�
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