The Cedar Hotel

We could try to scare you away from the Cedar Hotel. We could tell you the host has arms bigger than our legs. Or that we threw down $14 for a 24-ounce "keepsake" cocktail that came in a plastic cup we most certainly did not want to keep. Or that the sliders and burgers were nothing we'd ever sign our name to. But the people-watching is so damn mesmerizing we might just be back ourselves.