A 'slice of London greasy spoon culture' serving pie with fresh and classic electronic-tinged guitar music. The guys that run this are hilarious (we wish we could reprint their entire press releases) and they have cunning, madcap themes each time. Tonight they're celebrating pure, unadulterated sex appeal – 'ugly people may attend…if accompanied by a beautiful person'. PIe at an extra cost, but arrive early because it nearly always runs out. And there'll be the usual dancing to the kinds of pop, indie, vintage and electrowotsits.