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In his corner are an array of hazily remembered UK representatives including Jemini, Scooch and Sonia, but this is a clip show by any other name. But if an institution like Eurovision doesn’t have an archive of clips worth staying in for on a Saturday night, then whip our skirts off and call us Cheryl. Or whatever the other one was called, if you like.