Miami has seen some shit. We are not, to say the least, a city known for its fragility. So, while you absolutely should be preparing for a possibly huge hurricane right now (by checking flood zones, evacuation maps and hurricane shelters), you should also take a moment to breathe and relax—perhaps even laugh a bit at some of the truly ridiculous things Miamians have done on the internet in the last 48 hours.
1. The folks at our favorite breakfast pop-up, El Bagel, have made the storm look delicious.
2. One reason why you shouldn't go to Walmart without a helmet.
3. When Floridians realize it's actually, like, really big, bro.
4. Yeah, that about sums it up.
5. What is this strange feeling?
6. Suddenly, the storm doesn't look so bad.
7. ¿Qué Pasa, USA? nails it.
8. But what if it actually works, though?
9. Actually insanely practical advice.
10. Florida does it better.
11. We got this, Miami.
12. We're all thinking it.
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